right so cooking a curry i will eat a

i checked the milk with the vial thermometer and now i am cross about the milk

the smugness is the prize. there has never been another prize

sport went the way sport always goes, which is badly and late

sharps bin by the kettle

swirl dont shake is on a magnet on my fridge and it has now outlived two fridges

we are three years into the standing bet and the goalposts have moved twice

the mcg thing has happened four times this year and somebody catches it inside ninety seconds every time

the dog has learned the fridge sound and is furious every single week that it is not for him

strangest place was a hotel minibar, inside a sock. it survived and i am still proud of it

is swirl dont shake going on a t shirt or are we just going to say it forever

it is 4 degrees and horizontal out there, which is at least good weather for a parcel

sharps bin by the kettle

we are three years into the standing bet and the goalposts have moved twice

still nothing shipped