update from 23 months ago: the cat is still

i keep the swabs in a biscuit tin, which is a decision i will defend

the smugness is the prize. there has never been another prize

raining here too. it has been raining here since approximately the founding of this channel

not mcg again

strangest place was a hotel minibar, inside a sock. it survived and i am still proud of it

the dog has learned the fridge sound and is furious every single week that it is not for him

my money is on nothing shipping and all of us still arguing about it in 2028

does a cat knocking things over count as a cold chain incident

how hot is it where everyone is, purely for shipping reasons obviously

i drink fizzy water with a lime in it and pretend, and it is fine, mostly